That awkward moment when you pee in winter and the vapor from the pee wafts into your face…
And you bask in the warmth.
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
Newest tattoos! Got them done at Boneface Tattoo. I have biomechanical wings on each ankle, you know, so I can fly away and be a trickster God(ess) like Hermes.
I was going to get them on my back (I wanted them there when I was younger) but decided on my ankles because of Hermes and that I have a small body and want to use my back for other tattoos.
Can you imagine having to pee in the middle of the night?
i see a gap between the bed and the wall. The sink is directly below it.
Game on.
This is my beautiful Totoro group shot done on my upper right shoulder. It was done by the amazing Abel at Lucky 13 Tattoo in Richmond, VA. After four sessions it’s finally complete and there are really no words to describe how happy I am. Totoro has always been a huge part of my life and who I am and now I can see him every time I look over my shoulder. :3
Sam Spratt’s HOLIDAY EXPRESS Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway!
It’s back. As thanks to you for following me here, As usual—I am giving one of you the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached—it’s the holiday season so you may want to sacrifice your win to give someone you feel nice things towards something unique. The rules have slightly changed though so read on:
What You Get:
A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. Want to let me have free reign? That works too, but I want to make something unique for you.
How to Enter:
1. FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the facebook post at: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2156171140079&set=a.1389923864376.2051961.1120470458&type=1&theater
2. TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter:
“Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s holiday contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt #samspratt”
This also counts as an entry.
3. TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!
How to Increase Your Odds:
Click the share button on the facebook image post (you will see “like” “comment” and “share” directly beneath the image)
(If you enter all 4 ways, you will have 4x the odds of winning)
How long this will last:
This is called the holiday EXPRESS contest for a reason. I’m keeping this open for 4 days only and then getting the portrait ready and done so that in case you celebrate the holidays, you have it in time.
You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.
NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win.
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Dear whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You’re wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn’t be reblogging this. You’re not alone, we may be miles away but we’re all going through the same things. Please keep holding on.
